Aku-Aku
akuaku.oceanius.com · 192.95.38.78 · Beauharnois, QC, Canada (OVH)
Guardian spirit of the ancestors in Rapa Nui mythology. Watched over the network from a Quebec datacenter like a stone moai watching the horizon. If your connection dropped, Aku-Aku was not pleased with your offering.
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Hotu
hotu.oceanius.com · 67.217.161.24 · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Named for Hotu Matu'a, the legendary first settler of Easter Island who led his people across the ocean to a new home. Fitting for a node that welcomed countless first-time connections to the network.
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Fujikujaku
fujikujaku.oceanius.com · 217.115.199.43 · Almere, Netherlands (KPN)
The Peacock Wisdom King of Buddhist tradition -- turns poison into beauty. Ran in the Netherlands eating spam and turning it into graceful QUIT messages. The most elegant hostname on the network, and the hardest to type while drunk.
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Milieu
milieu.oceanius.com · 67.217.166.110 · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
French for "middle" or "environment." The hub node that sat in the centre of the link map. Every netsplit eventually routed back through milieu. It didn't do anything flashy -- it just held everything together.
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Neon
neon.oceanius.com · 69.72.244.162 · Frankfurt, Germany
Glowing from Frankfurt. The European node that lit up the link map at odd hours while the North American servers slept. Noble gas -- inert, stable, and really hard to make react to anything.
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Rock
rock.oceanius.com · 24.66.255.73 · Calgary, AB, Canada (Shaw)
Exactly what it sounds like. Solid, immovable, unflinching. Sat on a Shaw residential line in Calgary and somehow never went down during a chinook. The network's most literal hostname.
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Oro
oro.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Tahitian god of war who becomes the god of peace and fine arts when the fighting stops. On Oceanius, oro was the node you connected to when the channel was on fire -- and somehow it calmed things down.
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Senbonzakura
senbonzakura.oceanius.com · 83.161.251.103 · Santiago, Chile (now AWS)
"A thousand cherry blossoms." Japanese for impermanent beauty. Ran from Santiago until the datacenter became AWS -- the blossoms scattered. The most poetic server to ever handle a DCC SEND.
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Slowaris
slowaris.oceanius.com · 68.100.13.68 · Fairfax, VA (Cox)
A loving tribute to Sun Solaris and the machines that ran it. Lived on a Cox residential line in Fairfax. The name was aspirational -- it was actually slower than the name implies. Ping times were measured in geological epochs.
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Soido
soido.oceanius.com · 108.60.205.130 · Dallas, TX (zColo)
Quiet node in Dallas. Did its job, didn't complain. The kind of server that never appeared in the MOTD but was always there when you needed it. Some gods don't need a mythology -- they just serve.
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Spark
spark.oceanius.com · DNS record removed
Brief and bright. Came online, lit up the network, then vanished -- DNS record and all. Some servers burn out. Spark just stopped existing. Even the A record is gone. Like it was never here.
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Tahu
tahu.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Māori for "fire" or "heat." Kept the fires burning in Ashburn -- the ahi kā of the network. When other nodes went cold, tahu was still routing, still warm, still answering SYN with SYN-ACK.
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Whiro
whiro.oceanius.com · 198.211.123.143 · Amsterdam, Netherlands (DigitalOcean)
Māori lord of darkness and the underworld. Ran from Amsterdam on DigitalOcean. Where the shadow-banned went to be judged. If your nick was k-lined, whiro already knew.
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Tiki
tiki.oceanius.com · 199.58.207.200 · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
The first man in Polynesian mythology -- carved by the gods, imbued with mana. On Oceanius, tiki was the carved figure that channelled the network's spiritual bandwidth. Also the FQDN for dogpound's last incarnation.
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Hana
hana.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Hawaiian for "work" or "craft." The workhorse. While other servers had mythological drama, hana just handled connections. No complaints, no netsplits, no personality. Pure function. The sysadmin's favourite.
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Loau
loau.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
The gathering place. Where users came together to feast on conversation. Every channel on loau felt a little more like a party than a protocol. The lu'au of the link map.
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Maru
maru.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Māori god of war and freshwater streams. Guarded the data flows -- fierce against floods, gentle with the current. When the bots came, maru held the line. When they left, the streams ran clean.
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Papa
papa.oceanius.com · Ashburn, VA (Sliqua)
Papatūānuku -- the Earth Mother. Foundation of the Māori cosmos, from whom all life springs. On Oceanius she was the bedrock node. Stable, nurturing, and extremely patient with users who couldn't read the MOTD.
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Rangi
rangi.oceanius.com · CNAME to rangi.runedude.net (dead)
Ranginui -- the Sky Father, separated from Papa by their children so light could enter the world. On Oceanius, rangi reached across the heavens via a CNAME to runedude.net. Now the record is dead and the sky father weeps. His tears fall as packet loss.
■ decommissioned